Uruguay’s star player Luis Suarez is objectively handsome, but he’s also noteworthy for having intentionally bitten three people during games, and was suspended for what England’s Football Association terms “racial abuse.” (He also got in trouble for head-butting a ref, and for making obscene gestures. He’s… a lot.) Ergo, our nod goes to the much younger, much less problematic Nandez, 22, who both looks like he could easily star on a CW soap and also hasn’t attacked anyone with his teeth. Yet.